A 12-Year-Old girl Was Walking
|One day a 12-year-old girl was walking down the street, when a car pulled up beside her and the driver lowered a window.
“I’ll give you a large bag of M&Ms if you get in the car,” said the driver.
“No way! Get lost!” replied the girl.
“How about a bag of M&Ms and 10 dollars?” the driver asked.
“I said no way,” replied the girl.
“What about a bag of M&Ms and 50 dollars?” asked the driver.
“No, I’m not getting in the car,” answered the girl.
“Okay, I’ll give you a bag of M&Ms and 100 dollars,” the driver offered.
“No!” replied the girl.
“What will it take to get you in the car?” asked the driver.
The girl replied, “Listen, Dad: You bought the Volvo – you live with it!”
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