A priest was talking
A priest was talking to a group of kids about “being good” and going to heaven.
At the end of his talk, he asked, “Where do you want to go?”
“Heaven! Heaven!” Yelled Little Lisa.
“And what do you have to be to get there?”
asked the priest.
“Dead!” Yelled Little Johnny
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