A Soldier Approached A Nun
|A soldier approached a nun
Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt.
I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed…
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,
“Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied, “He went that way.”
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,
“I can’t thank you enough, sister.
You see, I don’t want to go to Syria.
” The nun said, “I understand completely.
” The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher,
you would have seen a great pair of balls….
I don’t want to go to Syria either.”
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