Feeling Like A Woman
|As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces,
“If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.”
She removes all her clothing and asks,
“Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?”
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says,
“Here, iron this!”.
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