I Wrote a Joke on My Husband’s Chest Before His Work Party — What I Found Later Left Me Speechless
|It all started as a funny little joke, just something silly to send my husband off to his work party with a laugh. But when he came home drunk, and I found a reply written on his chest to my joke, I realized the night was about to change everything.
It’s strange, isn’t it? How you can trust someone completely for years, and then suddenly question everything? I never thought I’d be the kind of person to doubt her marriage. But here I am, wondering how it all came to this.
I’m Micaela, and I’ve been married to Travis for five years. Everyone always said we were the couple that would last forever.
We met in college — me, a serious business student, and Travis, the funny, carefree guy who dreamed of a corporate career. He was everything I didn’t know I needed. We balanced each other perfectly, or so I thought.
In the beginning, our relationship was full of laughter and joy. Travis had a way of making me laugh like no one else could.
Even during tough times — like when I lost my first job after college or when his father passed away — we supported each other. We were a team. At least, that’s how it used to feel.
Even during tough times — like when I lost my first job after college or when his father passed away — we supported each other. We were a team. At least, that’s how it used to feel.
But things changed slowly, so slowly that I didn’t notice at first. He started working longer hours, and I got a remote job. At first, I loved working from home because it gave me more freedom and time for myself.
But over time, the distance between us grew, and I didn’t even realize it was happening. Travis was still kind and thoughtful, but there was a quietness between us, a space that hadn’t been there before. Maybe I should have seen it earlier.
It was the week before Christmas, and like every year, Travis’ company was having their holiday party. Since I worked from home now, I didn’t have holiday parties to attend, but Travis was still part of the 9-to-5 world.
He seemed excited about the party, so I figured it was a nice break for him.
I remember standing in our bedroom, watching him get ready. He looked a little nervous as he buttoned his shirt.
“Are you sure you want to wear that shirt?” I teased.
“What’s wrong with it?” he asked, looking down.
“Nothing, but you wore it to the last two parties. Maybe try something new this year?” I suggested with a smile.
He laughed. “You know me, Mica. I’m not exactly into fashion.”
As he fixed his shirt in the mirror, I picked up a black marker from the dresser without really thinking. Then, an idea popped into my head.
“Hey, Trav, hold still,” I said, walking up behind him.
“What are you doing?” he laughed as I pulled up his shirt.
“This,” I said, writing on his chest in big letters: “This is my husband. If you touch him, you’ll pay for it. M.”
Travis looked at my writing in the mirror and shook his head, smiling. “Really, Mica? That’s what you’re going with?”
“Why not? It’s funny!” I grinned. “Now everyone knows you’re taken.”
“Yeah, because every guy wants his wife’s handwriting on his chest,” he joked, pulling his shirt down.
He kissed me on the cheek, grabbed his coat, and said, “I’ll be back early. Don’t wait up.”
And with that, he left, leaving me alone with my thoughts.
Since he was gone, I decided to use the time to decorate the living room. The Christmas tree still wasn’t up, and the stockings needed to be hung. I turned on some holiday music and got to work. The house started to feel warm and festive.
Hours passed, and I was nearly done when I heard the front door creak open. Travis stumbled in, clearly drunk. I could smell the alcohol from across the room.
“Heyyyy, I’m home,” he slurred, leaning against the doorframe with a big grin.
I sighed, half amused and half annoyed. “You said you’d be back early.”
“Yeah, well, I lost track of time,” he mumbled.
“Come on, let’s get you to bed,” I said, helping him to our room.
Getting him undressed wasn’t easy. He kept laughing at nothing while I struggled to get his shoes off. Finally, I pulled off his shirt and folded it. That’s when I noticed something strange.
Right above my little message, there was another reply written on his chest. It was smudged but clear: “Keep the change.”
At first, I laughed. It seemed like a silly thing one of his friends might have written after a few drinks. But the more I thought about it, the more uneasy I felt. Who had written it? And why?
That night, I couldn’t sleep. I lay awake next to Travis, who was snoring softly, staring at the ceiling. The words “Keep the change” kept running through my mind. They seemed harmless, but they didn’t feel right.
I told myself it was just a joke and that I was overthinking. Travis had never given me a reason not to trust him. Our marriage was strong, built on years of love and trust. He wouldn’t do anything to hurt that… right?
But no matter how much I tried, I couldn’t shake the doubt.
The next morning, Travis woke up with a hangover. As we sat at the kitchen table, sipping coffee in awkward silence, I decided to ask him about it.
“So… do you remember much from last night?” I asked casually.
He looked confused. “Bits and pieces. Why?”
“Well,” I said carefully, “someone wrote a reply to my little note on your chest.”
“A reply?” he asked, frowning.
“Yeah. It said, ‘Keep the change.’”
Travis looked puzzled. “What? Who would’ve written that?”
“I don’t know. You tell me,” I said, trying to keep my tone light.
He rubbed his forehead. “Honestly, Micaela, I don’t remember much after we left the office. We went to a bar, did karaoke, and… I don’t know. One of the guys probably wrote it. It’s nothing.”
But his explanation didn’t make me feel better. If anything, it made me feel worse.
I couldn’t stop thinking about it. For days, the message haunted me. Every time I looked at Travis, I wondered if he was hiding something. He acted normal, but I felt like something had shifted — or maybe I was imagining it.
Finally, I decided to talk to my mom. Over coffee, I told her everything, including my nagging feeling. She listened carefully and then surprised me with a suggestion.
“Why don’t you track his car?” she said.
“Track him? Like spy on him?” I asked, shocked.
“Not spy,” she said. “Just… check. If there’s nothing, then you’ll know. If there is…”
I hesitated but eventually agreed. I installed a GPS tracker on his car. For a week, everything seemed normal. But then, one night, he called me.
“Hey, I have to stay late at the office,” he said.
I didn’t think much of it until I checked the tracker. His car wasn’t at the office. It was in a part of town we never went to.
My heart sank. I grabbed my keys and followed him.
When I got there, I saw him walk out of a house with a woman. She kissed him.
Everything fell apart. I confronted them, and that’s when I knew — it wasn’t just about the kiss. It was about the lies and distance. I walked away, heartbroken but ready to start over.
This Christmas wasn’t what I expected, but it gave me the truth I needed to move forward.