A Wife Wakes Up To Find She Is Alone In The Bed

About 3:30 in the morning, a wife wakes up
to find she is alone in the bed and she can
hear her husband crying uncontrollably

She gets up and starts to look for him.

He’s not in the bathroom, living room, or in
the kitchen

As she passes the laundry room, she hears
his faint sniffels coming from the basement.

She turns on the light and goes downstairs
to find him

Finally, she finds him huddled in the
corner, rolled up into a ball, and crying
hysterically.

She runs over to him and asks why he is
crying.

He says, “Do you remember when we got
married twenty (20) years ago?”

She looks at him and says, “Yes”.

He says, “Well, a couple of months before,
your dad said that I could marry you or go
to jail.”

She says, “I already know that

I don’t see what the problem is.”

He says, “Don’t you see!!! I would have
gotten out today!”