The airline industry has had its fair share of challenges in recent times. Dealing with often frustrated passengers while maintaining a cheerful demeanor is no easy task for the airline staff. It’s understandable that some find it hard to keep their true thoughts to themselves.
However, when the opportunity does arise for them to speak their mind, the results can be unexpectedly amusing. This was the case when a male flight attendant encountered a wealthy and demanding passenger. The outcome of their interaction is sure to tickle your funny bone.
A gay flight attendant found a creative way to handle a haughty passenger who refused to comply with the tray-up directive during landing. Despite the flight attendant’s request, the woman remained unmoved and responded condescendingly. Brace yourself for the unexpected retort.
During my flight, a flamboyantly gay flight attendant added a touch of outrageous campiness to the atmosphere. He had a talent for lifting everyone’s spirits as he served food and drinks.
As the plane prepared for descent, he glided down the aisle and made the following announcement:
“Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly. So, lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”
On his return up the aisle, he noticed a stylish and exotic young woman who hadn’t budged.
“Maybe you didn’t hear me over those massive engines, but I did ask you to raise your tray so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”
Unfazed, she calmly turned her head and declared, “In my country, I am called a Princess, and I take orders from no one.”
Without missing a beat, the flight attendant responded, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch.”