Jokes Daddy

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and

There is a purpose for everyone you meet. Some people will test you, some will use you, some will bring out the best in you, but everyone will

One night four college students were out partying late night and didn’t study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning, they thought

The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order”. The second surgeon said, “I like operating on accountants.

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when

The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss wanted everyone

About 3:30 in the morning, a wife wakes up to find she is alone in the bed and she can hear her husband crying uncontrollably She gets up

A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road when her car breaks down. She goes to the nearest farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.”

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it was 1932,